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New Emotions: Is there a one-word emotion that describes the feeling one gets when one has gotten all geared up to… http://goo.gl/fb/9MNIV - posted on 07/28/2011
The New Coolness: Not that anyone cares, but here’s what will be going into my new PC build: CPU Intel i5-2500K… http://goo.gl/fb/F2OB8 - posted on 07/11/2011
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Category Archives: Family
Four Scenes With the School Nurse
I. Daughter Uno goes to School Nurse with a rash. School Nurse says “You have a rash,” and sends her back to classes for the rest of the day. After she gets home, I take her to the doctor. The … Continue reading
Request for Tall Tales
The Crunchettes are at sleepaway camp. I try to send them a postcard every day, but it’s pretty damn boring around here, so there’s not much interesting to write about. I’ve decided to make stuff up. Today, I sent Schuyler … Continue reading
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My Delicate Little Flower
Last night, Schuyler, age 9, was Nicely Nicely in her camp’s production of Guys and Dolls. She had a little trouble with a couple of her lines, and was upset about it. On the way to camp this morning, I … Continue reading
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Airport Pickup
We emerge from the motorized walkway on the pedestrian bridge, and I stop at the little kiosk where I insert money and the parking ticket gets validated. So far so good. We walk out into the parking garage. I try … Continue reading
Crap
I’ve got the fricking flu, or *a* fricking flue, or something, so I’m feeling pretty goddamned cranky about everything, which is really the perfect time to write something public on the Internet. Let’s just do a list of complaints. Or … Continue reading
Waiting in a Line of Cars
[Chris was rocking out to his own internal soundtrack, which was playing "I Eat Cannibals."] Soph: You eat people who eat people? C: Apparently. Soph: Dad, that’s so wrong. C: It’s just a song. Soph: It’s like a turducken.
Blue Board
Most of the blue board went up yesterday.
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The Suit in Action
(Pic courtesy of my cousin-in-law, Janell.)
The Power of the Suit
I was Santa Claus at our family reunion this weekend. I wasn’t particularly psyched to be Santa, but I figured that I could probably do an OK job, which really meant not screwing up the Big Lie for my two … Continue reading



