Category Archives: Sports

Patriots Press Conference Template

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Chris

Coach Bill Belichick: “We won. I’m proud of our players. Our opponents are a real good football team. OK, I’m done being proud of our players. [Brief silence as reporters get ready to ask questions.] Belichick: Are we done? Q: … Continue reading →

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4 Hilarious Things That Probably Won’t Happen

Posted on November 2, 2010 by Chris

So wide receiver Randy Moss started the season as a New England Patriot. Then he bitched and whined about his contract situation and the Pats waived him. He got picked up by the Minnesota Vikings for a third round draft … Continue reading →

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Hell Hath No Fury

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Chris

…like a sports fan scorned. Without looking too hard, I found the following new nicknames for Lebron James on various sport-related bulletin boards: Jester James King Shames The Lyin’ King Black Modell His Quitness Queen James King Pippen The Prince … Continue reading →

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Thanks, Lebron

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Chris

Having gone to all sorts of trouble to resurrect this website from the watery grave poured by Blogger and my own recent lack of blogtastic inspiration, I’ve been keeping my eyes open for the right topic for a first “real” … Continue reading →

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In Which I Brag a Little Bit

Posted on July 28, 2008 by Chris

Today was my first day at paintball camp. It was just about as much fun as I’ve ever had doing anything. I mean, seriously, you get to run around and shoot people and then everyone high-fives and you do it … Continue reading →

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Vova Galchenko

Posted on June 27, 2008 by Chris
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Brush with Fame: Youk at Costco

Posted on June 10, 2008 by Chris

It’s out of focus to such a degree that you’ll have to take my word for it, but the guy in black is Kevin Youkilis, buying tequila at Costco today.

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To be 18 and invincible again…

Posted on January 30, 2008 by Chris
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Revisionist Mystery

Posted on December 4, 2007 by Chris

Last night’s Pats-Ravens game was pretty exciting, and if we’re going to be honest, the Ravens outplayed their undefeated opponents for something like 57 out of the available 60 minutes. But a combination of penalties, extremely bad luck, and Tom … Continue reading →

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Darth Vader Wept Secretly

Posted on November 22, 2007 by Chris

I’ve been thinking for a while now about how strange it is to be a New England sports fan these days, and a recent post over at Craig’s place has tipped the scales in favor of actually writing something about … Continue reading →

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