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Patriots Press Conference Template

Coach Bill Belichick: “We won. I’m proud of our players. Our opponents are a real good football team. OK, I’m done being proud of our players. [Brief silence as reporters get ready to ask questions.] Belichick: Are we done? Q: … Continue reading

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4 Hilarious Things That Probably Won’t Happen

So wide receiver Randy Moss started the season as a New England Patriot. Then he bitched and whined about his contract situation and the Pats waived him. He got picked up by the Minnesota Vikings for a third round draft … Continue reading

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Revisionist Mystery

Last night’s Pats-Ravens game was pretty exciting, and if we’re going to be honest, the Ravens outplayed their undefeated opponents for something like 57 out of the available 60 minutes. But a combination of penalties, extremely bad luck, and Tom … Continue reading

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Darth Vader Wept Secretly

I’ve been thinking for a while now about how strange it is to be a New England sports fan these days, and a recent post over at Craig’s place has tipped the scales in favor of actually writing something about … Continue reading

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