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OBL

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have to admit that when I first heard the news, on the way out of the 30 Seconds to Mars show with the girlies, the first words out of my mouth were Hell … Continue reading

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4 Hilarious Things That Probably Won’t Happen

So wide receiver Randy Moss started the season as a New England Patriot. Then he bitched and whined about his contract situation and the Pats waived him. He got picked up by the Minnesota Vikings for a third round draft … Continue reading

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Potpourri

It’s going to get worse before it gets better. You have to make stuff to have a bitchin’ economy. We don’t make enough stuff. My “personal banker” (according to him) called me yesterday to see if I wanted to “save … Continue reading

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What Grinds My Gears

The human knee (severely under-engineered) “I could care less.” (of course you could) When people say “learnings.” There’s a real word, “lessons,” which means the same thing. Use it. When people invite you for a poker game, and then bust … Continue reading

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Gotcha

Consider “gotcha journalism.” Now, on one hand, we can imagine that journalists and political opponents are always keen to find something Pol A said in the past and then contrast it with what that pol does or says now. I … Continue reading

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Irony Explosion Imminent

So the Federal Marriage Protection Amendment (you know, the one that protects marriage by not letting a bunch of people have it) is back, and it’s co-sponsored by Larry Craig (he of the wide men’s room stance) and David Vitters … Continue reading

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Arabian Night

A few years ago, my friend Harry* was on a business trip to Kuwait doing A/V work in support of an initiative to introduce the Dewey Decimal System to the Arab world. Harry’s family is from Lebanon and he naturally … Continue reading

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Dude,

…f you are the 55-ish swell guy with the loafers and the $100 haircut who went in through the out door at the Waltham Costco about 2 p.m. this afternoon and almost got himself annihilated by a huge orange man … Continue reading

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Because I Can Ashley has tagged me with the “Why I Blog” meme. This is a really easy one. I blog because I want to share my wisdom, such as it is, with the next generation of goofballs. I blog … Continue reading

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My Baloney Has a First Name… …it’s U-N-I-T-A-R-I-A-N. Huh huh huh. He said “baloney.” Get your minds out of the gutter, kids, this is a religion post. My thesis here today is that Unitarian Universalism, the religion I seem to … Continue reading

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