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The Ultimate Outdoorsman

So here’s how (not) to be the ultimate outdoorsman. Be a giant lardass. If you’re not already a giant lardass, eat 15 donuts a day until you are. Pick hiking trails that go straight up. This will really leverage your … Continue reading

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You Know You’ve Got Geeky Hobbies When…

You know how when you’re watching TV at three in the morning and all you can find is horrible infomercials for moneymaking schemes and the like, and it dawns on you that only losers would be watching now because the … Continue reading

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