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Airport Pickup

We emerge from the motorized walkway on the pedestrian bridge, and I stop at the little kiosk where I insert money and the parking ticket gets validated. So far so good. We walk out into the parking garage. I try … Continue reading

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The Suit in Action

(Pic courtesy of my cousin-in-law, Janell.)

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The Power of the Suit

I was Santa Claus at our family reunion this weekend. I wasn’t particularly psyched to be Santa, but I figured that I could probably do an OK job, which really meant not screwing up the Big Lie for my two … Continue reading

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It’s Good to be a Dad

Me: And now, children, I shall fart. Them, Scrambling Away: Aaaaaaiiiieeeeee! Nooooooo! Sky-pie: Did you fart? Me: I did. Soph: DIDN’T YOU HEAR IT? IT WAS A GIANT MAN FART!!!!

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In Which I Brag a Little Bit

Today was my first day at paintball camp. It was just about as much fun as I’ve ever had doing anything. I mean, seriously, you get to run around and shoot people and then everyone high-fives and you do it … Continue reading

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Let’s Vote on It

Totally Hypothetical Female: “Chris!” Totally Hypothetical Male: “Yo.” THF: “What part or parts of your body, exactly, did you use my washcloth on?” THM: “Honey, before I answer that, are you aware that the shamans of the Sussudio tribe from … Continue reading

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Dude,

…f you are the 55-ish swell guy with the loafers and the $100 haircut who went in through the out door at the Waltham Costco about 2 p.m. this afternoon and almost got himself annihilated by a huge orange man … Continue reading

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